Please Don’t Read This Book! is a spectacularly funny, fourth-wall-breaking picture book that begs young readers to disobey its instructions. Featuring zany physical prompts and vibrant illustrations, this crowd-pleasing storytime favorite matches the pure, interactive joy of The Book with No Pictures.
A hilariously urgent search for privacy! Does a Bear Poo in the Woods? turns a classic idiom into a laugh-out-loud adventure for early readers. Follow a wildly frustrated, shy bear as his woodland neighbors ruin every attempt at a quiet bathroom break.
Don’t cave to the counter-offers! Don’t Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late! puts young readers in charge of keeping a stubborn bird on track for bedtime. From demanding hot dogs to begging for “just five more minutes,” the Pigeon’s recognizable negotiation tactics will make early elementary students laugh out loud.
Let your love for green things grow! This lighthearted volume combines charming botanical puns, propagation tips, and a hidden-object cactus scavenger hunt. Brimming with vibrant, adorable illustrations and bonus stickers, it’s a joyful read that brings a smile to plant lovers and young gardeners alike.